- I did not neglect this blog for an entire week and have two Not Me! Monday’s right in a row. Not I!
- I did not get so tired at work that I fell asleep at my desk and woke up with drool dripping down onto my pants. No way, no how!
- I did not spill a bottle of hot pink nail polish all over the bathroom floor and rug. Do you think I’m a klutz or something?!?
- I did not give Reese 1 million kisses while having a nasty cold. Don’t want to spread those germs!!